Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Thank you.

 To Steve Powers for making Syracuse a little less shitty.

Friday, July 23, 2010

Wednesday, July 21, 2010


There's a party in my tummy.

Tuesday, July 13, 2010


Scott Campbell is doing bags for Louis Vuitton.
Walk hard.

Monday, July 12, 2010


These are the three songs that have been stuck in my head for a really long time. From catchy, to annoyingly sticky, to fucking awesome.

I would like to know what's up with Nicky Minaj's natural-waist-to-low-hip-ratio. Serious amounts of elastic.

And also:


Sunday, July 11, 2010


Amazing vintage collector's piece from (NO LONGER AVAILABLE-- SO SAD.)

My life as of late:

  • Hangin' tough at Betsey Johnson's apartment.
  • She called me "Suongsville".
  • I drank from 10pm to 10am with my old friends and bonded real hard.
  • Getting my arm finished after two years.
  • I came to the socially harrowing realization that I am a homebody. I am a homebody. I am a homebody. I am a homebody.... Oh man.
  • I have sketches going into production in time for Spring of 2011. GO BUY IT & MAKE ME FEEL GOOD.
  • I redesigned the trim layout of a dress that will also be going into production for Spring 2011!
  • I hand altered the dress that Betsey wore to the CFDA awards.
  • I ate my first macaroon. Changed my life.
  • I removed one of my navel piercings. This is a huge step for mankind in the world of me.

Until next time.

Sunday, June 6, 2010

May the best woman win.



In lieu of the greatest show to grace the overrated and so obnoxiously vapid world of cable television, I have been living my life under the words of one of my most influential heroes and current muse for EVERYTHING I DO, RuPaul. I absorb every word that comes out of her mouth, in hopes of growing a penis so I can tuck it between my legs and live fabulously. I'm kidding. I hope this show goes on for at least another one hundred seasons, as long as there's a token young, spunky Asian queen on the show that goes to the top three, and loses to the token Caucasian veteran queen who loses to the tall, hardship-enduring queen of African descent. Yes, I love this show. I love it so much.
For those of you who haven't seen the second season, token Caucasian veteran top three queen, Raven rags on skinny, not very lady-like Nicole Paige Brooks from Atlanta, Georgia for having acrylic toenails...
This is Raven.

This is Nicole Paige Brooks, from Atlanta Georgia. Imagine acrylic toenails on a man's foot. That's probably what Nicole Paige Brooks, from Atlanta, Georgia's toes look like. I looked everywhere for a video clip of aforementioned ragging, but no such luck was had.
So last night, I came across a whole box of acrylic finger nails, compliments of my beauty/cosmetics  savvy roommate. Needless to say, it works. & it looks quite... awesome.

 I don't have the most beautiful toes in the world. But I bet they look better than Nicole Paige Brooks from Atlanta, Georgia.

I really hope someone recognizes my innate, god-given nail technician skills.

(all giffy images from a person who's good at computers from the SA forums.)